If the great minds of our time had contemplated squirrels rather than the universe perhaps these thoughts would have emerged..
"Don't accept a squirrel's admiration as conclusive evidence that you aren't
worth chattering at." Ann Landers
"If there are no squirrels in Heaven, it's not Heaven."
God
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a baby squirrel opening its
eyes."
Ben Williams
"The average rodent is a nicer person than the average person."-
Andrew A. Rooney
"No animal should ever gnaw on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Fran Lebowitz
"We give squirrels time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.
And in return, they bite us on the fingers, the face and the a-- - and we
love them for it."
M.Facklam
"A squirrel is the only creature on earth that loves himself more than he loves you - and that's as it should be."
"Squirrels tolerate their friends and avoid their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are ambivalent about everything."
Fr. McAcorn
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain squirrels I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
James Thurber
NOTE : These "Squirrelisms"
come straight from the desk of Caryn Eve Murray.
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